Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
teentee401 37
This was quite unclear...we're you dating? Cause if not that's creepy as hell...From reading this it sounds like you've crushed on her for six years and then asked her to marry you which is REALLY creepy.
doglover100 29
Is this real? This is creepy.
lyndsayylouudogg 1
READ OR DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35 PM. 9 yearsago ... a person named jerry got dared to sleep in ahouse that was believed haunted. the ..next day hisfriends waited for him outside the house ... ... ...they had to go inside and sarech for him.they wentthrough every room exept the attic he wasntsupposed to sleep in the living room they went into the attic .hey saw jerrys corpse and they just leftbecause they were scared. but that night they alldied because of their friend . he killed them all formaking him sleep in that house if you dont sendthis to 11 comments you will die tonight by jerry ,example 1: a man named stewart read and didntbelieve it. he shut off his computer and wentthrough his day. that night while he was in bed heheard something outside of his door. he got up tolook and now he is dead .example 2: a girl namedhaley read this in the morning and she got scaredbut she didnt send it. she wanted to now if it wastrue . she went to school (she was only 13 yearsold) and that night she died if you dont post thison 11 cmments tonight jerry will vist you his isntfake. apparntly if yo copy and paste this to tencomments in the next ten minuets you will have thebest day of your life tomorrow. you will either get akissed or asked out if you brake this chain you willsee a little dead girl i your room tonight. in the next53 minuets someone will say i love you or i amsorry
Kamon97 23
You creep YDI
cwl727 33
So were you two dating or were you just secretly in love with her and randomly decided to propose?
cwl727 33
The only thing I can think of that would make this an FML is if yes they were dating and yes she said yes but instead of her telling everybody the good news she posts about something else and ignores the fact that they got engaged.
cwl727 33
This really needs a follow up.
doglover100 29
This needs an explanation.
fantasyworld 39
This needs a follow up, it sounds like you weren't even dating her.
slimashli 7
did she say Yes?