Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
_Noon_ 0
This FML needs further explanation. Seriously.
leoofbodom 0
you proposed to some girl who talks to you every now and again.. youre creepy
cyxx 0
Yup I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that NO ONE is stupid/creepy enough to propose to someone they have never seen since high school. The FML here is probably that he did a really elaborate, romantic proposal and she updated her facebook status not about the engagement, but about some geek from high school. Makes a lot more sense huh?
sportsnut 0
#210, there are a lot of really stupid people out there that think thy are in love with someone from afar so I would be more inclined to believe that this really happened. The guy probably had this HUGE expectation that she would be swept off her feet and fall completely in love with him blah blah blah. He should have known though, there are a lot of people on here that think they are in love with someone that they've never had a real conversation with
Haeron 0
You know, it doesn't seem to have come up that it could possibly be the case that she's just teasing you, and trying to be sweet. Maybe you just misinterpreted it. However, why you'd post an FML in that case, I don't know...
luvcascade 0
uh why would you propose to someone you aren't going out with, seems pretty stupid
shewasalmost18 0
you geek
michelle62282 0
I don't really get how this is real. Why would you propose to someone that your not even dating? You definitely deserved that one.
arms_akimbo 0
That's probably the saddest thing I've ever heard. I mean, you're the saddest thing I've ever heard but still. Wow.
sccrgurl4 0
omg i feel sorry for you. but still why would you even propose to a girl that you wern't even dating?! thats just creepy. and im pretty sure you deserved that one!
AFROJOJO 0
wait were you guys even together? cause if not that's pretty stupid to propose to someone that you're not even dating.