Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
City_at_war 0
You should be dating first. Freak.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Ugh, these "in love with" FMLs are so iffy :/ YDI if you weren't actually dating her. FYL if you were, cuz she just called you a geek. But did she say yes or not?? (I'm going to assume that the girl was talking about the OP in her status, because getting proposed to is a HUGE thing, and it pretty much trumps everything else you might put in your status)
GDinNJ 0
Hmm...I get the strangest feeling that this might not be a fake, but more along the lines of an attempted "clever" post that makes an FML out of a situation that is not in anyway an FML. Like if, perhaps, the two of them HAD been dating for 6+ years and he DID propose to her (and she accepted) and he just happened to see her status later that day and thought "I bet I could make a really good FML out of this!" Because that's naturally what all normal people would do on the day that their significant other has agreed to marry them. But hey, there are some weird people out there. I'm just saying that the vagueness of this makes me suspect that the OP is actually not in any type of FML situation and he just wanted to make it onto fmylife.com. I doubt it would be the first time.
dengman 0
why would u propose if shes not ur gf?? ahahahah
RavishMe77 0
I'm going to go with most people here and ask: WHY would you propose to her if you guys aren't even together? :S
flyboy57 0
It's been asked before: Was she even you're girlfriend? If not, you totally deserve it. This isn't the movies, girls don't fall in love like that.
Irefusetosay 0
So is that a yes?
dberri05 2
You never said anything about this girl being your girlfriend or fiance and based on what she wrote on facebook, I doubt that you two were in any kind of relationship. You totally deserved it. You had no right to ask someone to marry you just because you are in love with her. This isn't the middle east. For two people to get married normally, their love must be mutual, not one-sided. You are such a loser.
saze_fml 0
Dude ur a ******* creep coz from the sounds of it she weren't even ur gf. U cant go around asking random ppl to marry ya so YDI
PimpDaddyT 0
uh. so you hadn't been dating? bad move