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I'm a chemistry major, so I'm getting a real kick out of this story
That's why you don't write lyrics in class. YDI awwwwwwww yeah
Agreed with #84... sorry to those opposing... but while there is the occasional thing you can use for real life, most of it was as #84 said... and I did quite good in my exams. But that's just my opinion... for my career choice I need more physics-y stuff :D
Cheer up, emokid
Oh you poor, misunderstood little rocker. Never mind, just go out and buy yourself some new black skinny jeans eh?
******* ignorant ********, rockers don't dress like that. EMOS are the ones who wear tight jeans. ROCKERS wear normal jeans, normal shirts or shirts with a rock band name on them and normal or leather/denim jackets. Emos like to feel the pain of their balls being squeezed, so they wear tight jeans, but rockers don't. Get your facts straight shit stain.
take a ******* chill pill, also not just emo's wear skinny's. I wear em, I sure as hell aint emo. And, most people who wear them sag the pants slightly, so it DOESN't hurt. But I do prefer wearing straight-legged jeans
I'm not mad, I just love to cuss. And ok, I see that not only emos wear tight jeans.
"greatest set of lyrics for my band ever" YDI for arrogance.
It amazes me how you can simply let your chem teacher take your paper and light it on fire. Something tells me you did something to catch his attention, so YDI for not using discretion. And to add a set of lyrics in memory of this event: "I'm going down in a blaze of glory Take me now but know the truth I'm going down in a blaze of glory Lord I never drew first But I drew first blood"
Next time pay attention in class. Nobody cared about your whiny emo music.
I would've cried if that happened to me. I feel your pain.
#6 Funniest comment ever, for funniest FML ever
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I am a teacher. Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful. Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.
At least your band has chemistry?