Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
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lordslaya53 14
He broke your heart the same way you would've broken his wallet :p
KY_Jelly 10
I know that some guys can't handle the stress of special days, but jeez...
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Comments (134)
alfred07 18
Is there a "you dodged a bullet" button?
californianking1 8
He is such an ass!
manga_fml 15
that sucks OP! My anniversary, his birthday and valentines day all happen within 3 weeks of each other too. find a better guy!
sexymomma33 5
:( that's mean...
SoultheWolf 19
He could've just given you one big gift instead of doing several ones for each day.. My best friend celebrates her anniversary on Valentines Day so they can just do one big gift instead of two little ones. But, if he acts that way, then you are probably better off without him... I hope you find someone who will truly love you.
simoncat 11
What a jerk!
flybot 5
One thing that seems to have been overlooked in all the comments about him being a selfish asshole is that she had to point out that those things were all happening so close together. This could mean one of two things, either he has forgotten that all these things are happening almost all at once, in which case, she was lucky to be rid of him. Or she really does expect something big and elaborate for all three. One thing all women do is drop hints. Hints about things they want, hints about things that upset them. Hints that they are upset in general. Women almost never just come out with what they really want or feel. They expect the other person involved to be able to figure it out on their own. If this is the case, this guy dodged a bullet.
squideth 18
Thumbs down for your lovely sexist generalizations. Women are human beings; we don't have a hive mind.
Satoaoi 13
oh well his loss. now you can find someone else who's willing to empty there credit cards on all those days.just to prove they love yuh : )
Special_Psycho 8
I'm so sorry. :( But hey, bright side is you're not going out with a selfish jerk anymore.
cece_miless 8
Awh I'm sorry !