Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
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Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
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wheresthesafety 31
Jokes on her because the beast turns out to be handsome as ****
tiger820 20
and what's wrong with that? if your ugly and got a hot chick it means you really did something right or got a lot of money.... either way it's a win to me.
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Comments (68)
Lalala579121 27
Just think of it as you being such a beast that you're "the" beast.
Bibblejomin 18
That's when you activate Beast Mode later that night and stick it in her ass.
slavka012 11
Ydi for not having a sense of humour :)
NomeDMF 17
***** wrong with being a Beast?
Hovv 4
you deserve better than that.
lunax_fml 14
so you have a super hot gf thats way out of your league? ...poor you?
sloth115 18
she meant beast as a badass
Epickitty58 29
She probably should've pointed to you first, OP. The way she did it, it sounds like it was Beast and the Beauty.
TaoShaman 24
So sorry that your girlfriend is so cruel. And apparently her family is okay with that. That's a super messed up thing to say. Anyone can care about how they look, and pretty much nobody wants to be called a beast. Especially by someone they thought cared about them.
andrmac 25
You should have pulled that Jack Nickelson joker line of "If anyone else call you beast I'll rip their lungs out."