Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
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Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
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abbttmc 12
Dick move by both of you.
mcm_3 16
CAR-ma, the greatest of all universal forces....
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Comments (121)
gwright4life 2
**** that, all you did was prank him no offence but your dad made an over the top dick move by that and needs to learn how to take a joke
bunny911 16
I love your truck
Bano360 25
^ Truck love.
fatlemonjefferso 8
Nonsense. It's not just a prank. A collapsing chair has hurt many people seriously. I know someone who could barely move for several years because of a collapsing chair. I think the father should have thrown him out of the house for being so stupid .
phoneYuNOlisten 16
A little extreme of a reaction on his part, but you did deserve punishment.
frozenoreo 6
Time to hit him with your repair costs! Hahaha, jokes back on him!
sunnyray812 42
That's a bit harsh as a punishment. He could've chosen something not as bad.
mkymouse90 17
Bet you won't be playing no more pranks on poor old dad.
steffidallasbfl 16
Ydi that's not a friendly prank
alexowitz 8
Even though I don't think you should of done that. Your prank didn't have him loosing money, where it'll cost you a chunk of money to get that fixed. Your dad sounds like a dick. Sorry OP :(
amphetamin3 17
I think keying your car is taking it a bit too far. However, your little chair prank could have ended very badly. You could have been paying hospital bills instead of car repairs. I don't think you deserved that, but you did deserve some sort of payback. Sorry about your luck, OP.
perdix 29
That may be a friendly prank to a teenager, but to older folks, bones break more easily and take longer to heal. Just be glad he didn't show up to your school in a miniskirt and a tight blouse.
Devul143 12
that seems.... a lil much.. >.>