By JustWashedTheseJeans - 25/10/2016 01:05

Today, I pissed my pants in fear for the first time. Was I at a spooky haunted house? Nope, I turned a corner and got startled by a parked car. FML
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earljonez 22

You gotta be careful with those parked cars, they can be vicious.....

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stevenJB 25

Was it a Chevy? I'm sure you startled it too and it broke down right then and there.

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abNormal62 23

Probably time for an oil change then for both of you

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somedudesomewher 29

Hmmm... Maybe parked cars should be an addition to this years Halloween themes.

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SomeRandomUser 19

"I was walking, minding my own business. And I turned the corner and saw a car! It was just parked there, you know, looking so freaky."

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rodrigun449 16

It's ok, you knew that deep down, it was a Decepticon, and your Autobot instincts were just kicking in.

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RaNdOmIzEd2017 14

It was just... standing there... MENACINGLY!!

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PhoenixChick 26

To be fair, a car dressed like a clown and holding a machete would scare anyone.

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tigeresscrazy 12

That happened to a friend of mine when someone snuck up behind her last Halloween night I got startled by my reflection in the window didn't pee myself but still felt really foolish

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Catdragon 40

This sounds similar to what happened to me, except I didn't piss myself. I was turning at an intersection when in the reflection of the mirror I saw a moving car going at an alarming speed and somehow my brain derped out and thought it was coming from the opposite direction of the intersection. I nearly had a heart attack

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