By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
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The_Earth 0

something similar to this happened with my son, Pluto, he cursed at me. so i brought him so far away from our home for doing such things and hitting my wife, his mom. why do you think he's so cold and far away and has been downgraded by humans?

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hiphop_danca94 2

you need to teach that child some manners and change his daycare center

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Im_Russia 0

uve had 5000 comments that is a true achievement

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Im_Russia 0

sthis kinds ofz tings happenz alls the time in my country we jst takez the little spooklisch out the barn and brand his spatnisch if u know wat i says

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Cinn_fml 22

I'm worried, I actually quite like the word spooklisch now, even though it isn't a word...

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surfergreeneyes 0

umm im soo lost! r u saying to spank him? speak english!!!!

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Im_Russia 0

use the context clues along with deductive reasoning and a little bit of dumbed down english and you will figure it out sooner or later. (how was that for english)

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DidHeJustSayThat 0

surprise!! your kid is the next slap a ho candidate or even school bully lol

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jocelyng_fml 0

aren't kids just wonderful

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jocelyng_fml 0

I haven't been on fml forever T_T

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qjdb 8

Our friend's 4 year old told my wife to "Fuc$ off Fuc$er" once. But then he realized what he had said and to who. My wife doesn't take that crap from anybody. :-) He learnt it from his parents, who laughed when he did it to them.

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Spastastic 6

Why would you replace the letter k with a dollar sign...? It just makes it look like "fucs".

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Spastastic 6

Did I say that there was? I just thought it was an odd choice of symbol, most people use asterisks. Everyone says the word in their head when they read it anyway, so it seems a bit pointless to me, you're as good as saying it...

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Xavi89 0

haha oh kids say the funniest shit!

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monkye_fml 0

Wasn't that the name of that show with Bill Cosby?

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