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Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

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OhHeySlogan 4

I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.

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fortehlulocaust 6

Life can be a prick.

AngryBeaver32 8

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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springsprout 3

I've done this before so i feel your pain.

Lelliott 7

It's a cactus, why didn't you think "all cacti have sharp spines, that's what makes it a cactus."

Suaria 38

I'm wondering why you thought it was a good idea to pick up a cactus. I'm from California and there is no cacti in my area. I at least know that all cacti have splinters.