kidneystoner
United States
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Lorus
United States
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
bjevilcat2
United States
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Anonymous
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Jim
United States
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
fiddlercrab
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
AndI'veHadChildren
United States
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
qwaynick
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
Anonymous
Vacation tips
Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML
Dee-Nice
Phoenix, United States
Rough week
Today, after I'd given myself a week off work for my birthday, and my alcoholic sister decided she needed to go to rehab, which then hijacked the whole week for her crisis, at 4:30 am, the morning I'm supposed to return to work, I end up in the ER with a first time kidney stone. The next thing I know, she's in the ER for an injury. FML
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mosarmini 0
How does someone say you deserved it? heartless bastards you guys who pressed ydi deserve a kidney stone the size of a fist
Woah_Its_Bree 0
im 20. and at 16 was told i have chronic kidney stones. i havent had one for 2 years now..and i def. feel you pain!! however.... i had ****** 15 of those things. they suck. good luck!
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Comments (58)
Veritas143 0
Hahaha...nice
realsiq 0
Wow. That sucks.
lonelyboy23 0
******* hell. I know how that feels!
Avenging_Angel 0
All right, so I'm gonna be the stupid one and ask: What is a kidney stone, and how/why do you get them?
PlasmaWafflez 0
Learn to google
Veritas143 0
I think its a calcium build up in your kidneys that you eventually painfully piss out..again I THINK thats what it is..wikipedia it tho :)
Chadling 0
Bingo. It's a calcium precipitate that forms in the urinary tract. Basically, you can hope that it breaks up.... or you have to pass it. It's a jagged, hard rock passing through your urethra--it's probably even more painful than that sounds, and it sounds pretty horrid.
Kronic_Kitten 0
Too much protien in your diet is another factor
DameGreyWulf 1
http://kidney.niddk.nih.gov/Kudiseases/pubs/stonesadults/#who
elevatorFAIL 0
my dad drinks gallons of water weekly and still gets kidney stones. sometimes, there's just nothing you can do but wait for it to pass.
DeadKittens 0
There's lots of reasons that people get kidney stones but the funniest one has to be health freaks that take too much Vit C Drink squeezed lemon juice, the acid helps break them down
xoxkarinexox 0
the_s1w needs to shut the **** up. im ******* sick and tired of the blacks demanding respect just because we had no better choices for president than ******* obama. SHUT THE **** UP CUNTHOLE. blacks are waayyy more racist nowadays than whites. im sure youve heard lots of blacks bragging that theyre black. so get a ******* life, the_s1w
taylorbear3397 0
doesn't matter. either way, what he said was racist.
EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4
uno the guy ur talking to feels the way u do read who he replied to
frawd_fml 0
my dad has had 20+ kidney stones. talk to your doctor to see if there's anything you can change in your diet. my dad has the kind he can't do anything about.
frawd_fml 0
ugh i meant to comment on the person that said it was a jagged ball going down your urethra. it's been described by women as nearly as painful as giving birth. so guys, enjoy >_>
quizikall 0
it would hurt much much more than birth
paladininwaiting 1
your pain is mine.....except my second one waited a few days, not a few hours.....holy hell did it suck.