Today, I parked my convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post office. When I came back out I noticed a bum in the front seat pretending to drive it. After shouting at him and pulling him out, he stumbled off. I was then slapped with a ticket for being parked longer than 5 minutes. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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RipIt 0
Close the roof next time?
Peroxide 3
There goes that new car smell...
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Comments (54)
ohaiii 0
at least he didn't steal it!
MGMavicster83 1
Or Drop A Duce!! Haha
FML_Guy175 0
Did you think he might be saving you ass from a ticket?
pazda 0
Haha, what a cute hobo.
ballerdudeee 4
If u can afford a convertible u can easily afford a ticket
KoalaBek 23
#48 That's one of the most bull remarks I've ever read on this site! My convertible cost less than a lot of non-convertibles. Also when you're paying out for even the cheapest old run around no-one has money in their back pocket for stupid government scams like parking tickets- after paying extortionate council tax, road tax, insurance, fuel tax and service charges. I hope you have to take the bus everywhere.
kappinlivy 9
That's what you get for leaving your car unlocked!
suzunaetsuko 7
You could hop in the car regardless.
suzunaetsuko 7
Five minute parking? What the hell?
CharlieKav 4
They're people you know... You shouldn't call them bums
jmayer12 14
You could easily fight that
isnobodyhere 32
"Vroooom! Look at me ma! I got me a fancy car!"