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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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tick_tock 0

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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poolshark 0

Are you sure people were referring to the haircut? Maybe you just have really pointy ears that weren't exposed before...

And FTL. It's just hair. :)

ahhahahahahahahha FYL man

shadow_child 0

YDI it for not letting the stylist knowing what you wanted and for actually paying for it. There's a reason why you pay AFTER your haircut.

that is so cool

alex_vik 0

$60 and you're not allowed to tell her what haircut you wanted? And #4 - Wrong movie.

Why the hell would anybody pay $60 for a haircut? You definitely deserved it.

I blame you for having pointy ears.

First $60 haircut u r a fruit cake another thing u should call up the star trek movie producers u r now a walking ad

Haha that's actually hilarious.