Miscellaneous: Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist,... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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tick_tock 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:04

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

loto_fml 3

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:05

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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SunlightVeins 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:20

Just tell them that you're the long-lost Beatle who played the bagpipes.

blargity 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:24

#1 he obviously must have paid for it first and the person doing it probably made it like that as a joke but you should have gone to a cheaper haircutting place and made sure you got a haircut that you like .-.

theArkenstone 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:30

dude, Spock's hair is bloody awesome :)

Rodjmeister 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:32

Why are you complaining again? You have the haircut of one of the most brilliant characters in history...

pew_pew_lasers 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:32

It's live long AND prosper, not in prosper. You don't deserve that haircut, and I mean that in a bad way LOLOL.

im_bored 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:35

I picked YDI because you're supposed to take a picture of the haircut you want. Or at least describe it with a lot of details. And, yeah, you shouldn't pay for it until they fix it! The good thing about hair...it grows back =)

Victoria2103 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:37

YDI for not appreciating how AWESOME your new hair cut is.

mattiscool 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:39

and u paid for it??? YDI

Jade_Rothwell 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:45

I got a haircut I hated yesterday too.. If your like me.. you wouldn't know the protocol for not paying for a haircut that came out bad

NinjaNiamh 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:55

LOL! Star Trek will be awesome anyway! just go see it and you'll fit RIGHT in with the trekkies! and get your eyebrows done

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