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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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tick_tock 0

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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Prosper isn't a ******* noun, idiot.

christybee 0

Live long and prosper. If you're gonna post a story, at least get correct facts idiot.

thekraken 0

How is that a bad thing? Star Trek is awesome and Spock is the man. Live long and prosper //

jimmyd12345 1

It's just as bad they know what Spock looks like. And It's not your fault. They are the nerds knowing that you have the hairstyle of Spock.

YDI for paying that much for a haircut you don't like and for saying "Live long in prosper", which doesn't even make grammatical sense. Also, if you look like Spock that's awesome, don't complain. Being nerdy for the win. #4...no. Star Wars =/= Star Trek.

Zpecial26 0

98 likes star trek a little too much...

luvourearth 0

lol. But Zachrey Quinto (the dude who plays spock) is kinda hot..well, other than the haircut. Jk!

MOL_fml 0

All haircuts I've gotten suck. I don't trust any hair stylist, they've been known to **** mine and my moms hair.

PhoGuy88 0

Dude, I can get my hair cut by women in lingerie and almost next to nothing by an official and renowned salon for $30 AND a massage if I wish (for $25 extra). Normally I get my hair cut for $10 bucks in china town and it's a pretty decent one. Although my hair cut is relatively simple. YDI @#95 That is very true

All you need now is Zach Quinto's eyebrows, and you ARE Spock xD It's an awesome movie anyway, don't get all shitty bout it!