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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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tick_tock 0

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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marcusaurelius 0

It's live long "and" prosper, asshole

Someone is a push-over. Boo-hoo, you couldn't stand up for yourself. This is what happens when you get your hair cut at a Trekkie convention. /Star Wars is so much better. /That's right, lets start this flame war!

all the people that know you look like Spock must be massive geeks for knowing what that haircut looks like, FYL.

Not necessiarily, Star Trek is pretty iconic. I'm sure if someone held up pictues of the characters people would be able to identify them without having to be obsessed with it. Same thing could be said for Star Wars.

At least you didn't get the old Anakin Skywalker haircut

lol @11. lol. my aunt once gave me the "live long and prosper" sign while saying, "may the force be with you" @OP thats awesome. :D

prettygirlsonly 0

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH this one is just: PRICELESS!!!!!!

Live long and prosper! LOL! Spock is awesome, be proud! xD

I have nothing to add here except that Star Trek is going to be DAMN AWESOME

rebelchild 0

lol@11 i was just gonna say that :)

eastgirl16 0

what did #11 say??

something about it being 'live long AND prosper' instead of what the OP said... no big deal