Kids: Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying...

By alejita - 02/03/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By kate - 26/10/2021 02:00

Today, my seven year-old daughter called me a weirdo. When I yelled and grounded her, she cried and said she thought “weirdo” was a compliment. FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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Say it ain't so

By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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Goose_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:01

The problem is that you took offense at what your daughter said. Kids say things like that, and when they say them, they're usually true. What were you trying to do, give your daughter a guilt-trip? It obviously didn't work.

potatopeeler 0

Monday 2 March 2009 15:33

You raised her.

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Assassin4than 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:24

say that your that flabby from having her, and say she was fat as a kid

Vincere_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:30

I agree with #3. You should learn to appreciate your kids honesty.

TheGuyNextDoor 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:14

That daughter is awesome. Man up indeed

mcnordan 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:23

Either get over it or lose some weight. The 7 year old is by no means in the wrong here.

KawaiiRoxas 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:36

That is Simply, AMAZING! XD

sethupia 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:16

this made me laugh for 20-some seconds straight kudos

Lila_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:54

Haha that is fantastic!!

rachelforgot2 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:59

hahaha thats funny she said that i love how kids say what ever they think or feel on their mind, not judging of course like that long comment up there i could not finish reading ha!!!!!!!!! dont take it personal though!