Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, my seven year-old daughter called me a weirdo. When I yelled and grounded her, she cried and said she thought “weirdo” was a compliment. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
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Top comments
Goose_fml 0
The problem is that you took offense at what your daughter said. Kids say things like that, and when they say them, they're usually true. What were you trying to do, give your daughter a guilt-trip? It obviously didn't work.
potatopeeler 0
You raised her.
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Comments (85)
Assassin4than 0
say that your that flabby from having her, and say she was fat as a kid
Vincere_fml 0
I agree with #3. You should learn to appreciate your kids honesty.
TheGuyNextDoor 0
That daughter is awesome. Man up indeed
mcnordan 0
Either get over it or lose some weight. The 7 year old is by no means in the wrong here.
KawaiiRoxas 0
That is Simply, AMAZING! XD
sethupia 0
this made me laugh for 20-some seconds straight kudos
Lila_fml 0
Haha that is fantastic!!
rachelforgot2 0
hahaha thats funny she said that i love how kids say what ever they think or feel on their mind, not judging of course like that long comment up there i could not finish reading ha!!!!!!!!! dont take it personal though!
Bunbu 8
Maybe you should man up and get to the gym. Christ, even your 7 year old daughter knows you're fat.
Daysgoby 0
I agree with #25