Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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jasminea 0
revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him
DudeBTM 8
Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.
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Comments (231)
jdjsjsjsj 2
Douche
jaysdailydose 3
The responsible way to handle this is to attack him and just look back at him and say "So you like this bitch bent over, huh?" Then he knows you know you overheard him and are like "Well, do it already..." might spice up what sounds like a pretty shitty sex life. FYL.
gamefreakpog 5
He might just be trying to show off to his friends. If not, dump that asshole's ass.
urmomshouse 0
Then head that man hoe
bermec 0
Sorry for you..
mskimbelinapham 5
I'd leave him. No question asked.
mimerino 9
What was he doing last night? Lying just for bragging's sake - not so bad. Cheating? You'd better check...
LindaBlack 5
he was bragging to his friends. Chances are he didn't cheat on you but just wanted to be a show-off. Not that that's a good quality but better than a cheater.
AlexCanada77 13
Probably just lying to his friends to look cool. Talk it over with him. If he seems reluctant to explain or is hostile, probably time to move on.
ItsJustMe1616 26
Hey, it's possible he was just saying that to sound cool in front of his friends. Ill be honest I'm totally guilty of doing that lol but I've never cheated.