Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML
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Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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delphina 0
What does it matter if she saw you do it or not? She would have seen it crossed out in a little bit anyway. It's a weird thing that you would bother to cross it out and lower it by only a dollar, seeing as how a dollar is relatively insignificant in the grand scheme of things, but it's just weird as opposed to horrible. Plus, it was only take out, people don't normally tip on take out at all so if I were her, I'd feel grateful to have even gotten a couple dollars.
bart62 0
I think what he means is that he wants the waiter to make the night good by providing good service and that they should have to work for a big tip and not just expect it
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Comments (220)
pugler 0
Number 14, working in take out is quite different from working in a movie theater. You obviously have no idea what the job entails, so start tipping or continue to eat spit.
rachypi 0
#114, i work at a pizza place and i'm sometimes in charge of the carry out orders. i don't always EXPECT a tip, but it's nice to get one because my job involves: a) doing cashier work b) checking on your pizza, letting you know how much longer, etc c) getting you your drinks, salads, whatever else you ordered that wasn't pizza and d) sometimes helping you carry it to your car. and our pizza delivery charge is only $1.50 per delivery... not that big of a difference.
Dusa_fml 0
What the ****. It's TAKE OUT. Why should you have to tip someone for handing you food? Thats like tipping someone at McDonalds.
lolfahnny 0
It's a buck, dude. That's 1/8 of the minimum wage in California. You bastard.
bored_girl777 0
Not an FML.
kellster 2
You know what? So you put the wrong amount down. You didn't think they would notice that you had gone and changed it? Next time, just leave it. It's a DOLLAR, you cheap ass!!!
marycjones 0
Depending on the type of take-out place and how large the order is, I sometimes tip a coupla bucks because you still call in to make a special request. Although when that chick DID open her mouth, you should've told her to relearn her ****** etiquette.
hellFighter 0
if you put a dollar over than what you wanted you should just leave it.
angp33 0
#50 i walked away with 4 dollars in cash tips..the 4 dollars an hour goes towards my pathetic paycheck every week..which is about 7 dollars since they take so much out in taxes!
rukusrazor 0
you ordered ******* TAKE-OUT!.. Bitch shouldn't be saying shit about the tip.. **** her. You should be glad that you aren't going out with her. Bitch.