Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
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Shock98 0
how is that supposed to impress them?
JRomero 0
Uhhh...why? If anything, they'd make fun of you for that.
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Comments (189)
allthewrongkeys 0
Actually university is a high school in NJ
jphon 0
Is that going to impress your friends???? I would be ashamed!!!
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
and why would that impress your friends? your in college man..that makes you look like a little kid..
robodoll 0
Wow. Get a life. People in university don't care about things like that.
arms_akimbo 0
...I can't really figure out how many ways you fail at life, but its a lot.
MTF23 0
Something you do intentionally to yourself like this.. isn't FML. What, were you SURPRISED when you opened your lunchbox? Or embarrassed? If it's either of those, you might want to consider therapy because you're probably schizophrenic.
magichateball 0
total life fail! who would put a note, written by them and NOT their mom, and put in their lunch? maybe its time to go back home and live in the basement till youre 50 if you want and need notes from your mom in your lunch....putz
maddog_fml 0
OP, sorry to say but you are pathetic. *hits the FYL button*
paper_flowers 0
maybe next time try "love (insert guy's name here)" so they think your boyfriend wrote it. a mom packing lunch for you when you're in university? ... did you think that your mom would've put a note in your lunch just because you put a fake one in, or something?
coheedandcambria 0
Thelonelylurker just won my social security #