Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
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Shock98 0
how is that supposed to impress them?
JRomero 0
Uhhh...why? If anything, they'd make fun of you for that.
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Comments (189)
kellster 2
Holy ****, that is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long, long time! You're in university and you WANT your friends to think that you're too immature and pampered to pack your own lunch? What the hell kind of friends do you have, that they would be impressed by that?! This scares me a whole lot!
biskitbukit 7
Your a ******* idiot, theres no other way to say it. You clearly don't understand how to have and keep friends.
jessamyn_it_is 0
Wow why do you think your friends would be impressed? I think it's ridiculous big time!
lolbitch 0
omg, that was you??? wow, loser!!!!!!!!!!
aback 5
I'd think they'd be more impressed by a note from a hot stud. Or even a stalker. But your Mommy? Pitiful.
Prawn_fml 2
Ludicrous. At university, and you think being incapable of packing your own lunch is impressive?
JanisEvans 10
If you think Mommy-notes impress your friends at UNIVERSITY, you have much bigger problems... WTF!
erneff 1
haha, one of the best ones.
jimmy09 0
thats lousy her friends must get more attention from parents than she does
orhlixyone 0
So you think your life is F'd just because you don't get everything that pops in your head? So what if your Mom don't leave a note? I'm sure she slaves away to provide you a home, basic necessesities, schooling amenities and luxuries. This is not fml material. You're just an uncontented brat!