Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML
Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML
Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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Top comments
Epikouros 32
That's annoying. I need at least five minutes of butt-licking to get off, especially on the train, when people are looking.
eve6grl02 0
gah, ALWAYS preview torrents before watching them in public :P
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Comments (39)
gr3enw1lly17 5
Butt licking? Wtf.. Weirdo
jaystreet46 4
That's just another treason why you should have headphones in. Nobody wants to hear your movie, no matter what it is... I hate having to listen to other people's music/movie/ random video or game on someone else's phone. It's so inconsiderate.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Thefuq?
MrsDruidess 23
sorry OP how embarrassing but I have to go with ydi for not being very smart. Lets start with downloads, jump to preview, how about 3 mins (wtf took so long?) and lets end with headphones! Not bright at all.
Martijn1102 14
You should have seen that one coming
sohigh10 34
I'm more annoyed by the fact that you actually had your speakers on in the train. That's rude.
XDJEnderman 14
ever heard of this magical device called a pair of headphones??
DaniealThePope 18
That is a dick move, not wearing head phones on a train, also you could skip the scene.