Love: Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 17:43 - Meade

Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML

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By grann - 15/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By Username - 25/01/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML

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By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 16:58 - United States

Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML

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The *****

By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:06

That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.

immunetoinsanity 23

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:08

Get your friends to clean them off! Oh wait..

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Poetaster 10

Thursday 12 September 2013 6:38

I cant say what i really want because a 12 year old admin will ban my account ....fml?

MzMegs 20

Thursday 12 September 2013 6:39

I live in Oregon too and spiders LOVE to make webs on my passenger door between the door and the side mirror. It's just something spiders do. It's not rare for me to have passengers. I think it's funny when there's a spider on the web and it bounces around in the wind as I'm driving.

underthesea12 24

Thursday 12 September 2013 7:32

clean your car!

evalu8tor 12

Thursday 12 September 2013 8:04

I'll be your friend. Just leave my web alone

frontmanmike 14

Thursday 12 September 2013 10:48

So many assholes are making spider comments. You know that spiders don't live in cobwebs, right? Those are just abandoned dust traps. Even spiders won't hang with poor OP.

Lightcrusade 9

Thursday 12 September 2013 12:20

Those damn cobs!

frod0 10

Thursday 12 September 2013 12:32

Aw no worries OP! Go out and find yourself a special someone :)

EmmaMK 35

Thursday 12 September 2013 14:47

Now and then we all feel alone. Have a few random chats with the people you work with, the people on your street or a family member you have not chatted to for a while.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Thursday 12 September 2013 17:56

Yikes man, well just be glad it's not a bee's nest.

hordriss 14

Thursday 12 September 2013 19:07

This is quite common. I don't see the problem.

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