Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
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PhantomCrevan 8
If it makes you uncomfortable, ask him to stop? That said, he's probably telling the truth, since compression and pressure make a lot of people feel safe, particularly a lot of people on the autism spectrum. Maybe see if you can find or make something to imitate that stimulus if he's being serious. (Also, you have a pretty effective way to calm him down if he gets upset or angry, or if the two of you get in an argument. Just don't abuse your newly found superpower.)
exileonmainst 16
It also helps that you have the same name as his favourite character on Family Guy.
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PhantomCrevan 8
If it makes you uncomfortable, ask him to stop? That said, he's probably telling the truth, since compression and pressure make a lot of people feel safe, particularly a lot of people on the autism spectrum. Maybe see if you can find or make something to imitate that stimulus if he's being serious. (Also, you have a pretty effective way to calm him down if he gets upset or angry, or if the two of you get in an argument. Just don't abuse your newly found superpower.)
mt21mt 15
He must be autistic because he likes her fat ******* on his head. Ok.
Dave_Davington 34
I think you're reading far too much into what was most likely intended as a light hearted joke.
PhantomCrevan 8
Uh, do you not know what "especially" means when used as a qualifying word? Neurotypical people like pressure too, which is why weighted blankets have suddenly become more popular. I didn't say he *had* to be autistic for finding it to be pleasant. I'd have to be pretty dumb to use it as an implied insult, since I'm on the spectrum myself. Setting up for a joke, have you heard of it?
TJ Bradley 10
I can verify that tight hugs help me,and that I am on the spectrum. Good comment. thumbs up
Surewhatever 36
Funny thing, he does claim to have been in the autistic "spectrum" as a child. I've known him 15 years and he always seemed outgoing and confident. Maybe this is a lingering symptom lol. I don't mind it at all.
exileonmainst 16
It also helps that you have the same name as his favourite character on Family Guy.
Inkoseh 33
Ah, here we go! :)
Glowworm56 27
This is actually kind of cute--he considers your boobs to be a pillow.
mt21mt 15
I don't know about you, but I usually put a pillow under my head, not on top of it.
Glowworm56 27
It's a special kind of pillow!
Inkoseh 33
I see nothing wrong! If anything, he now wants to be closer to you? Besides that, be comfortable with yourself, and if your BF isn't insulting you, he likes you the way you are!
acmariner99 25
For a moment I was wondering if my wife wrote this.
Lobby_Bee 18
Baby pillows are the best pillows.
manb91uk 22
If it’s bothering you, diet and exercise. It’s not bothering him
Surewhatever 36
Haha, that's what he said. It's definitely bothering me, it's definitely not bothering him. I kinda posted this after feeling sad for some OPs that got dumped because they gained "a couple pounds." I've gained 30 and I hate it, I have been trying to work out, etc. but had a pretty bad injury and was in physical therapy for months. He continues to say "Wow, you look great babe! Okay maybe not like you're in great shape, but still great!"
RichardPencil 32
I’d trade in my tinfoil hat for a boob helmet any day!
tonyfan00 38
At least he's making the most of it!
mssileas 25
aw well he could have said something worse? I mean, if you're unhappy about your weight gain, just tell him, or ask him for support in losing it again if it makes you feel uncomfortable with yourself. I'm not saying you're in the wrong, but maybe he doesn't know that you're sensitive about this and don't want to make fun of it, he might just be trying to make you feel better or seriously not mind, so... (also, boob hats are great and do make you feel comfortable, so the more boob hat the better, right?)