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DramaticEmily South Jordan, United States

Today, I noticed my ex was feeling down. We ended things on good terms and I've been wanting to start things up again, so I figured I'd bring him dinner to cheer him up and maybe hang out. Looks like he and his one night stand get to eat my home cooked food while I go home to Netflix. FML

DramaticEmily tells us more.

Hey guys, OP here :) Maybe I should clear some things up. I did tell him I was coming over with dinner, he didn't tell me he had someone over. He wasn't being rude about it, just didn't cross his mind. He's sort of oblivious like that. And yes, I'm still really into him and from when we talked last, I thought the feeling was mutual, but I didn't really expect much to come from this. Wishful thinking was all, really. I guess I was right to think nothing would come from it, too. Oh well, time to move on, I suppose :) Your comments are all cracking me up, though!

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Why'd you leave the food? I wouldn't have.

Who needs an ex when you have Netflix?!

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That's why you call first

am I the only one on here who wants to know ehat "OP" means? I know it be a dumb question, but i wana know it means.

Original poster

orange pancake

"No good deed ends without punishment." Oscar Wilde?

-Blares Taylor Swift- WEEEEE-EEEEE ARE NEVERRRRRR EVERRRRRRR EVERRRRRRR GETTING BAAAAAACK TOGETHERRRRRRR!

I want your food ?