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By cassieono - 10/07/2014 21:28 - United States - Springfield

Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML

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By anxiety - 16/11/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

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By boo! - 17/02/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

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By ohtheirony - 10/12/2015 19:49 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to explain to my friends what an anxiety attack is like, I had an anxiety attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML

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By ParkerRommel - 27/01/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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Nervous wreck

By jumpy - 14/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Angrily Paranoid - 06/10/2013 05:29 - United States - Seattle

Today, my paranoia got so bad that I had to physically restrain myself from aggressively confronting the kid walking behind me on the sidewalk. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 23:44 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML

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WhackTheJackal 22

Friday 11 July 2014 8:59

Thats some serious backfire from something that hasn't even fired yet.

reneetlovesyou 30

Friday 11 July 2014 9:38

I hold that episode close to my heart, but fail to see how it's relevant.

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worldclassrager 39

Friday 11 July 2014 17:13

Maybe sneaking isn't your thing

BananaBloods 1

Friday 11 July 2014 21:38

Jesus, majority of the people who post comments on this app are idiots who think they are smart. So annoying.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 11 July 2014 21:40

Don't string us along OP, tell us what happened next. Did you succeed with your stealth attack or did your sister catch you beat you silly.

JJ_86 22

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:14

Haha sorry about that. You must have been really excited about it. Better luck next time.

lasagnanarcotics 14

Saturday 12 July 2014 8:54

Hmm xanax does not put you to sleep.. But then again i wouldnt remember if it ever did because.. Well I can never remember anything heh.

Axel5238 29

Sunday 13 July 2014 20:03

Jebus people are having anxiety attacks over anything. I'm waiting for someone to cry if they run out of chocolate milk like Milhouse.

kendralamar 9

Monday 21 July 2014 4:06

Wouldn't she be the one to have an anxiety attack ..??

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Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML

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Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nervous wreck

Affectionate, huh?

It is though

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