Work: Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran... - FML

By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 16:00 - United States

Today, I finished moving to my new apartment, which is 45 minutes away from my old one, because my workplace would be closer. I then got a phone call from my boss, telling me that he's transferring me to another location, which is closer to my old apartment. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

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Hotdesking sucks

By Bowerbird74 - 30/08/2022 13:00 - Bulgaria

Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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By BadNurse - 11/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Evansville

Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML

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By JAMjessie - 20/09/2016 16:54 - United States

Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 23:56 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours unloading boxes into my new apartment. After unloading the entire truck and making trips up and down two flights of stairs, I heard a knock on the door. Apparently the landlord gave me the key to the WRONG apartment. Mine is downstairs. FML

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tj4234 35

Monday 4 July 2016 18:16

On the plus side, you can now carshare.

hotheadslav 17

Monday 4 July 2016 17:57

I guess you'll be supervised on your everyday life now!

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connorhperkins 9

Monday 4 July 2016 20:55

So?

scooter165 15

Monday 4 July 2016 21:10

SekaiIchi Hatsukoi moment! You'll end up dating....

sousaphonist 14

Monday 4 July 2016 21:28

And the problem is...?

anlong93 9

Monday 4 July 2016 22:53

I'm just here to find out why the heavily - liked comments have been moderated. I'm so curious!

brenton490 19

Tuesday 5 July 2016 0:01

I guess no more fake sick calls. OP: uhhh I won't be coming in today boss really sick sorry. Supervisor: Then why are you not in bed sleeping. -angry boss staring through op window-

waleedma 18

Tuesday 5 July 2016 1:44

Bad luck!!!! This is the worst place to be...

l_egendhunter 6

Tuesday 5 July 2016 5:00

"whos that person that just went in with you hmmm?"

booperdooper222 10

Tuesday 5 July 2016 6:08

But on the important matter, Do you have a detachable shower head?

willmatrix 6

Tuesday 5 July 2016 13:05

Mohammed Li?

Tori1991 15

Tuesday 5 July 2016 23:24

They probably feel the same way.

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