Miscellaneous: Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment....

By bdiddy - 11/07/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

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By Venus - 26/04/2019 20:00

Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML

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Welcome to the funhouse

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 02:00 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, my brother and I moved out of an apartment into a new one. We both have ADD. Whatever you now imagine what that went like, yes, it exactly went like that. FML

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A few good men?

By notthe1punchinglittlegirls - 01/07/2017 14:00

Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 10:00

Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML

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By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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Great help

By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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Family tension

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 14:00

Today, it’s been a year since my brother-in-law started sleeping on our sofa. At first I had sympathy, but he hasn’t even been looking for a job, so when I found him wearing my robe, drinking my sherry, in my armchair, I evicted his ass. Now I’m the one sleeping on the sofa because my wife is mad at me. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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Welcome home

By sammsamm56 - 16/01/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:41

Lmfao. This is ******* awesome.

peter_man 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:43

i hope you kept them.

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startrekker 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:06

I guess everyone here who assumes OP and brother have $$$ have mommy and daddy paying for their education. Law school and medical school are expensive, I can totally see them being poor now and having to save $$$.

Munashi 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:13

Ha, I moderated this one. I'm glad it got put up. Isn't it great when we realize we're not as mature as we thought? xP

ThatCrazyGirl 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:23

Hey, Jedis are cool, and furthermore, why do you have a say in what he keeps?

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:26

I hope you were the one arguing to keep them

satyrscotty 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:35

You're a lawyer, he's a doctor, and neither of you can afford an apartment? That's the real fyl.

anniebananie 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:54

Ever heard of student loans? If you haven't yet, don't worry, you will soon! :)

bollywood_rocks 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:09

He hasn't and he may never: either he stops at high school or daddy pays for college.

bollywood_rocks 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:11

He hasn't and he may never: either he stops at high school or daddy pays for college.

bollywood_rocks 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:37

He hasn't and he may never: either he stops at high school or daddy pays for college.

bollywood_rocks 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:40

He hasn't and he may never: either he stops at high school or daddy pays for college.

bexox 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 7:02

That's why I like Florida. The state pays my tuition. Well, the Florida Lottery, actually. :D

anniebananie 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 8:08

Georgia has something like that too! Lucky you! :)

humorizer 14

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:22

At Bollywood: I understood it the second time you said it. There wasn't any need to repeat it 3 more times after that.

bollywood_rocks 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:08

He hasn't and he may never: either he stops at high school or daddy pays for college.

bollywood_rocks 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:10

browser crashed and when i hit refresh,it did it

smalltowngirl88 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:51

Neither FYL or YDI, but pretty hilarious, lol.

menelie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:52

Keep it and save the money of buying a new bed and new sheets. I'm a 21-year-old undergrad and I know this.

larenite 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:56

Which side were you on?

darkshadow_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:09

YDI it for questioning return of the Jedi (As I assume you were for getting rid of it as it's his)

fizeau 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:49

why are a physician and lawyer in need of $$?

bexox 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:52

B/c medical and law schools are bitches in terms of loans.

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