Health: Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because...

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 16:56 - Canada

Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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Hangry time

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Bawsack - 22/11/2016 09:45 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I missed an important meeting at work because I was vomiting from painful cramps. Just last week I was recommending that everyone get the implant because I hadn't had symptoms in two years. FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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MrFuzzles 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:30

I'll bet the puking took your mind off the toothache!

KeyboardWarrior 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:43

Maybe if you read the FML you'd know why that advice is invalid...

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SortOfSexy 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:43

Pills are bad, mmk?

DontForgetMe4 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:28

Holy shit, your picture makes your comment.

KatieKupcake4195 9

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:45

Well... Shit. Sorry to hear that OP. Hope you feel better soon. Toothaches are a pain.. In the tooth ;D ..No? Oh, ok. At least I tried.

alexup24 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:45

the effects of medical marijuana

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:56

Weed does not make you puke...

Senseless_487 29

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:59

It makes me puke. Every time I try it.

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:05

Then why keep trying... *Reads username* Oh, I see. Well then.

sadistmonkey 19

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:30

Maybe he isn't continuing to try it but tried it a reasonable number of times (twice or three times) before giving up.

AshleyN22 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 7:32

Actually, I tried smoking too. Didn't really help. I was still in pain... I was just... happier about it. And hungry for tacos... :/ lol.

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:46

Couldn't you (or a friend) call the dentist and cancel the appointment?

DontForgetMe4 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:33

That's the smart thing to do, but you'll find a lot of people can't multitask , and don't think things through.

AshleyN22 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 7:42

My fiance called for me. He's a sweetie.

rubberduckie94 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:53

I need the dentist right now, trust me the pain is so bad I could literally puke my stomach out and still make the appointment.

dlohoh978 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:58

Lets work together to bring this comment up to the positives!

RaRachel 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:04

oh fun with irony

DontForgetMe4 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:30

Random thought, your shirt graphic looks like a ******! Shout out to my buddy Freud.

iqrashakoorx 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:13

Damn x:

Heinousness 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:15

I think there's a saying for this. When things keep you from doing what got u into the predicament in the first place

Jamesdean1956 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:27

Dentist you were late now were gunna fine you, you bitch please you made me sick get back in the kitchen

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