Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, I left work early because I had a dentist appointment. I got to the clinic, checked in, and sat down. Ten minutes later, the receptionist asked why I was there. My appointment is next Wednesday. I had taken the afternoon off for nothing. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment and was running late. I frantically put on my shoes and rushed out of the house. When I arrived at the dentist’s office, they told me I was scheduled for a root canal, not a cleaning. I forgot to confirm the appointment. After I sat down in the chair, I tried to back out, but they were already numbing my gums. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
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MrFuzzles 5
I'll bet the puking took your mind off the toothache!
KeyboardWarrior 10
Maybe if you read the FML you'd know why that advice is invalid...
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Comments (121)
kbrown3697 1
LOL.
perdix 31
Wait until you get billed for the missed appointment -- you'll puke all over again.
thiswayup 0
Check out the irony in that...So sorry hopefully you will make the next appointment
FatTony2010 4
What ya get for not reading!
THE_A_TEEN 28
What do I get for not reading? A present?
BubbleGrunge84 7
You poor poor dear that is terrible! :( feel better!
purebliss7 6
did u read the bottle on you medication maybe puking listed as a side effect . that way if it is at least u know your not having a allergic reaction. trust me there is a big dffrence in sideeffect and reactio so if it is a reaction and not a sideffect i would go to the ER just to b safe
AshleyN22 2
I think the dosage was just too high. I cut it in half and I'm doing okay. lol thanks though. :)
AshleyN22 2
yeah but it's kinda hard to get in to the dentist when you're stuck by the toilet. lol
AshleyN22 2
Norco. I think it was just way too strong of a dose. I only weigh like 110 pounds.
iceblue_fml 0
I bet the meds were too strong for you or you took too many. That's not what happens when you have an allergic reaction. Atleast none that I have ever seen.
pdp_fml 21
Your pain meds might have been too strong for you or you took them on an empty stomach because you couldn't eat much due to the sever toothache. Try to eat something like warm soup before taking your pain meds next time and Reschedule for another day .