Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
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Top comments
D1B 0
Man I dont understand woman, she takes the effort the edit out her moustache in all of her online photos but cant get rid of it in real life :S
Ryanplus44 0
free moustache ride
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Comments (86)
the_holy_one 0
Guys, if she shaves it, it will grow back. And it's going to look even worse. Haven't you ever shaved before?
pandalover44 9
Not if you keep up with it lol
insolvent 4
Ouch! Same thing happened to me.... This is a big turnoff, especially since there are methods for removing this kind of hair.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Something tells me this isn't the only surprise she has in store for you. Banana hammock FTW!
netfreak 0
ahahah
burnquist764 0
I expect my fiancè to not have a moustache. Does that make me shallow? She expects me not to put on lipstick. People have a right to look the way they want, but at the same time OP has a right to avoid a date with a woman who won't shave/wax her moustache if he wants.
Jewelofagal 2
So much for wanting to be with someone for who they are versus what they look like. Long term happy relationships don't thrive based on how each partner looks.
pandalover44 9
But physical attraction is a huge key factor in a long relationship as well ... If he finds the mustache unattractive he doesn't have to deal with it.
blland 0
never noticed her pubic hair either? shame on you!
andyroxs 2
I read the first sentence and YDI'd it immediately.
ultraslick 0
YDI, girl - internet - year and a half. enough said.
unFmyLife 0
Being mediterranian, I too have that curse. However, me and everyone I know just get it waxed. Cheap, pretty and only a little painful.
lone_wanderer 0
That's why I don't meet girls over the internet :)