Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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Comments (133)
xxchilloutxx 0
Surely you'd rather that than they introduce you to their sex toy/sharp object collection?
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
Emma_91 0
Yeah but most people would wait until they knew the roommate better before they'd do something like that. But it's OK. :P
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Sure, I am so doing this haha
Bloodknight 22
Bitch is crazy, or then maybe she wants you to think she is so she can have a room to herself. Watch her to see if she pulls that crazy shit when she thinks your not around!
Silverill 0
It should be fine as long as they don't talk to much when you're supposed to sleep
NGM_47 0
This reminds me of Luanne from King of the Hill :D Hopefully your new roommate isn't crazy, though :/
angryseatroll 5
This should be on MLIA!
RatIsKing 0
awwww how cute ^^
redbluegreen 41
If you ever became sexually attracted to your roommate, you could always put her stuffed animals in sexual positions. Tell her you've been communicating with them, and they've noticed her sexual frustrations and desires. Or something along those lines. She'll never know. But if not, you're screwed. And not in the fun way either.
siphorsoul 0
i lol'd
teach09 0
Wow, your room mate sounds like a fomer room mate of a friend of mine. She had one special stuffed animal that she called "moo cow". She had outfits for him and everything...Crazyyyyyyy
69biscuits 0
wow thats just depressing :/