Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stacy's Mom
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out that one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML
talkssuck
United States
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Bleached_Eyes
Pikesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Close-Knit Family
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Anonymous
Lidingö, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
What is this family?
Today, I met my new girlfriend's teenage son for the first time. His first words were, "So you're the guy who has been banging my mom." The rest of the evening he kept asking what we have done and if his mom was good at it. She thought it was awfully funny to hear me tell her son how she was in bed. FML
timiscuous
New Zealand
Thousand-yard stare
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML
aj513
New Bedford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Meet the parents
Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Living in a bad TV show
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML
KeptMyHandsUp
United States
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
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littlegolferboy 4
On their bed? Wow, at least they know you're classy...
kimcachu 0
you couldn't have sex with her in HER bed?
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Comments (109)
cuzirock132 0
OH MY GOD IT'S A WOMAN! 0-o
satanstoystore 0
well at least they didnt join.
clos14 0
wow stbu
bellakaur 0
Meet the fockers.
Lady_Slim_Shady 0
was it good though?? lol jk u dumbass!! they're bed!!! stupid y not her bed! duh
Dynoblaze 1
two for one!!! did the dad ask his wife why she couldn't activate the same gene her daughter had?
Julsa 0
Well that's not akward at all!
im_a_dinosaur 0
hahahahaha embarrassinggg muchh
snowmarfrapenis 0
Wow, that's embarressing. I don't understand why you diodn't have it on her bed.But that's some way to meet her parents but I am sure they will get over it. I mean my parents would be pissed, but thye would get to know my boyfriend and put that behind them.If you look at the bright side you got laid.. on a scale to one-ten it probably would of beeen five or bellow sense if my parents walked in it would knock off five points and then depending on how good he was ehh 1-5. but whatever. Goood luck with that.
fmlalldamnday 8
It's a girl...
amylhjay 0
Did they know that she was a lesbian?