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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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SilverHand 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:13

You got engaged without meeting his parents before?

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Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:06

I'm sure they loved you..

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tracybear 2

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:41

You didn't meet her parents until you two were engaged? How?!?!

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Wednesday 18 February 2015 20:32

I feel like I need more information with this post.

justsayingbeach 15

Monday 13 July 2015 17:29

How do you get engaged then meet the parents?

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