cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
herANDi
Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
O0hdear
Humble, United States
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Anonymous
Verona, Italy
Congratulations
Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML
elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Anonymous
Marietta, United States
No thanks for you
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Anonymous
Topeka, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
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SilverHand 5
You got engaged without meeting his parents before?
dumboears 8
I'm sure they loved you..
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Comments (77)
HondaCivicSi 3
Wouldn't mind being intoxicated if I had to meet my in-laws.
Sisseyy 0
Your doing it wrong.
HermanPE 2
Busted, if theys till like you after that then your one lucky bastard.
lolmonster34 0
Desireev yea he kinda does I agree with Watever his name yeeee get wasted foo
shakrnbake 0
It really sucks if they are squares!!!
AdolfShitler 0
Next time get them wasted drunk!
Okayitwasme 0
Should have said , No.... ! Then I would have gotten up and checked the room for a camera!!!!!!!!
gregorygreg87 12
No shit Sherlock...
Escalators 1
Good job dumbass. If you thought that was a good idea, then I guess I know why you thought it would be a good idea to try getting sympathy from internet nerds about your poor decisions. YDI
HighasaCloud 46
OP never said it was a planned introduction. The parents could have surprise-visited their home for all anyone here knows. Way to assume and look like a complete bellend. Now who's the dumbass?
chubby_choco 17
...yeah, if you knew you were going to be meeting them, that probably wasn't the best idea.