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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I brought my own thermos of coffee on the train with me, the kind that flips open to uncover the mouth part. I took a few swigs and notices a cute boy nervously smiling at me. Suddenly, I felt something drip down my nose. The flip part was leaving drops of coffee all over my forehead. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 04:00

Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By tittyboomboom - 24/03/2016 13:16 - Australia

Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML

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Public transport FTW

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 17:03

Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML

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minna97 14

Friday 15 November 2013 16:05

Why the **** was there foam on your nose?

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 November 2013 16:55

I just lost 17 IQ points from reading tis stupid tread and forgot te letter "H". Tanks a lot, assoles.

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DraconicFeline 31

Friday 15 November 2013 16:14

How romantic

MichellinMan 20

Friday 15 November 2013 16:42

Yes, foam on your nose, so romantic.

amDes 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:46

It can be if he thought it was cute and came up close to tell her, she goes all red and they have a moment and laugh, and then, he gives her his number and they hold eye contact. All of a sudden the doors open and they go their separate ways while every once in a while looking back..... man I need to get laid.

Ghost308 11

Friday 15 November 2013 16:17

At least he acknowledged you, may not be the best way but he will remember you!!

claubea11 14

Friday 15 November 2013 16:32

How do you not notice the foam on your nose?!

rogerover 19

Friday 15 November 2013 16:36

Sounds like the beginning of a glorious romance!

underthesea12 24

Friday 15 November 2013 16:39

What kind of foam?

noobsatin 19

Friday 15 November 2013 16:43

such a gentleman. definitely a keeper.

vlalam 24

Friday 15 November 2013 17:12

U have got an Ice breaker there

1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 15 November 2013 18:22

**** how cute he (was) you shoulda yelled "thanks dick" back.. he coulda just gesturized instead of embarrasing you... How the hell did you get foam up your booger cave anyways?

JustStella 28

Friday 15 November 2013 18:49

Gesticulate just sounds naughty.

papayeya 18

Friday 15 November 2013 20:41

This guy has no manner

x0pticzx 6

Friday 15 November 2013 21:03

Happened to me.

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