Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I brought my own thermos of coffee on the train with me, the kind that flips open to uncover the mouth part. I took a few swigs and notices a cute boy nervously smiling at me. Suddenly, I felt something drip down my nose. The flip part was leaving drops of coffee all over my forehead. FML
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
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Top comments
minna97 14
Why the **** was there foam on your nose?
DocBastard 40
I just lost 17 IQ points from reading tis stupid tread and forgot te letter "H". Tanks a lot, assoles.
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Comments (66)
DraconicFeline 31
How romantic
MichellinMan 20
Yes, foam on your nose, so romantic.
amDes 11
It can be if he thought it was cute and came up close to tell her, she goes all red and they have a moment and laugh, and then, he gives her his number and they hold eye contact. All of a sudden the doors open and they go their separate ways while every once in a while looking back..... man I need to get laid.
Ghost308 11
At least he acknowledged you, may not be the best way but he will remember you!!
claubea11 14
How do you not notice the foam on your nose?!
rogerover 19
Sounds like the beginning of a glorious romance!
underthesea12 24
What kind of foam?
noobsatin 19
such a gentleman. definitely a keeper.
vlalam 24
U have got an Ice breaker there
1dvs_bstd 41
**** how cute he (was) you shoulda yelled "thanks dick" back.. he coulda just gesturized instead of embarrasing you... How the hell did you get foam up your booger cave anyways?
JustStella 28
Gesticulate just sounds naughty.
papayeya 18
This guy has no manner
x0pticzx 6
Happened to me.