Intimacy: Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German....

By Xanadu - 16/04/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

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Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:15

Ouch that sucks. But couldn't you mute the sound or edit it out?

afdude87 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:18

haha. hopefully the teacher thought it was hot and gave you an A.

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EllieMaxine 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:44

yeah really, you could have edited it out, or even tell her to chill.

RuskiManBearPig 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:41

hey extra commentary = extra credit

pappuyaer 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:15

every time i see ur comment, i keep on looking at ur picture & thinking how can you b soooooo beautiful ?

jontemes 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 8:56

I would say that should count as extra credit two types of a movie in one I guess next assignment you won't have to do lol

ceddyz17 10

Monday 18 April 2011 7:31

that's awesome hahaha

JusQ17 4

Monday 18 April 2011 20:22

you think u wud reveiw your video b4 hand

imreallybored123_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 5:00

hey your really cute message me back or email me?

imreallybored123_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 5:02

are u horny

PrincessesCrown 17

Monday 16 May 2011 4:18

So, what's the big deal? Just film the tape again. Your life is definitely not ******. YDI for being stupid.

wispywee 0

Friday 26 August 2011 17:46

73 amazing

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