Today, I'm supposed to go to my girlfriend's house for Christmas with her family. I got a text from her saying that her dad found our used condom package from last night. I'm supposed to be there in 3 hours. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
Stranger32 5
Why were you guys keeping the used ones? To cherish the good memories when you get old?
great_nate 26
Proper Disposal.
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Comments (48)
Joshawott 21
So, I guess you're worried about coming too soon again? Don't worry, you'll make the appointment just in time!
KrazyKlownNinja 12
They really can't be mad since you're using protection..
sweetpotato301 7
Depends on the age really
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why would you not throw it away or be more discreet if you were worried about getting caught?
TheNewGuy03 29
I would have to assume OP is in his upper teens. Based on the context, OP's girl is being shamed because she had sex. I think teens should be educated and not ridiculed concerning sex and the consequences. Furthermore, they obviously took proper precautions. Hopefully, things pan out.
Cortier68 0
meh. look him straight in the eyes and assert dominance.
wickedgetz 30
why not just throw the used condoms away?