Anonymous
Israel
Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Dumbo's jumbo dungo
Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
anon
United States
Lonely but tidy
Today, I spent an hour cleaning my apartment because I thought I had a date coming over. Right as they were supposed to arrive, they canceled because they “got too tired.” Now it’s just me, alone in a spotless apartment, watching a terrible documentary on Netflix. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Anonymous
Montréal, Canada
Life is life
Today, I spent all day watching sad cat adoption/rescue videos on Instagram and now I'm bummed out thinking about how mine are going to die within my lifetime. FML
Anonymous
United States
Lonely
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
bridetobe
United States
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
latino14
Annapolis, United States
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
squishylog
United States
Life's a beach
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
sadgirl
Netherlands
Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML
Top comments
loveuforever 0
Elephants are cool though.
KingDingALing 9
Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?
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Comments (164)
wessman 0
decent
ztormbringer 3
oh definately your life sucks.
grovervac3000 15
Omg! Cool! What website??? It's spelled realized though...
ReverentPain926 1
*realized
godamnitmotagain 16
its funny because I would prefer that over some of the things I end up doing on fridays that are supposed to be "fun"
Suaria 38
OP I usually spend Friday nights alone. Maybe I don't watch documentaries of elephants decomposing though.
SOL16 4
Poor elephants!!!
gatorgirl7563 22
That was an awesome documentary. Especially when the hyena sticks its head up the elephants butt to get to the softer meat.
MelodyMeany 4
Eh, I'm still sitting here reading FML's and watching a video of a guy feeding his bullfrog a bunch of things.