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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 01:26 - Israel

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

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By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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loveuforever 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

Elephants are cool though.

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:17

Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?

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Jeffro020_fml 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:31

Yea thats pretty bad!

saddenedham 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:47

Dude, that's awesome. Nothing wrong with that. Learning is a cool thing!

InsertGirder 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:31

Yeah, you should be gettin' down!

MarkGoldstein 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:33

kill yourself, go in the garage and start the car.

Maggie41909 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:42

Either I've read this before or I'm just having major dejavu ;3

zowieandzander77 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:37

how do you suddenly " realize" what you were doing? how about" today I stayed home on a Friday night to watch a documentary" seems pretty self explanatory to me.. no realization required.

Martinelli 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:01

You also spelled realized incorrectly.

dyschordia 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:27

Start at comment #16 and discover how you fail here...

udontknome 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:20

I dont think ANYTHING spells LOSER more than this. And dude, you seriously need to learn how to spell correctly. And I can guarantee that I'm younger than you.

dyschordia 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:32

No spelling errors in. the original post. If you're referring to the spelling of realised, refer to comment #16, the discussion thereof and confront your own lack of knowledge =)

IJam2DMB 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:25

stupid jew

nicolealex 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:26

you also spelled realized wrong

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