Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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katydid91 31
Try eating some plain yogurt. It will help restore healthy gut flora killed by the antibiotics and help reduce yeast overgrowth. Feel better soon!
UNfml1979 4
Tissue paper to toilet paper. Graduated!
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trucker2 33
The yeast infection is next- brace yourself!!!!
missmiata1 3
that honestly sucks, talk to your doctor, because those anti biotics might be a bit agressive. whilst ive been on anti biotics, I cant quite say abena there before. (downvote for the puns?)