Look on the bright side, At least he wasn't watching a hardcore porn video with you when he said it?

Ah, flashback humor. lol

At least it wasn't a cactus he was asking you to blow

it doesn't sound like OP is joking.

Unless of course... Well... Nevermind...

27, that is just wrong on so many levels...

I was gonna go with "seven".

Yeah Gauss, way to be insensitive. FML is a place of recreation for humans and scorpions alike!

you should totally rock him like a hurricane

That would make him a hoe o.o

I fucking hate when I become a gardening tool. It occurs to me you may have meant "ho" which is short for hooker?

Ho is actually short for whore.

Hooker is actually short for prostitute-- wait..

Or after that.

Can he pay you in gum? No one ever pays me in gum :(

This is not relevant but..wigan beat mancity #44 :-P

Learned * wow ~failure~

11- I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Sometimes it is just better to let typos slide.

That wasn’t a failure, it wasn’t really that big of a deal.

31- I actually did notice it, and I was happy when I saw that he rightly corrected his typing error.

Liened* ;)

31, I disagree. Even though you may have missed it, someone else would've noticed it eventually. With all the people on this site, it's just a matter of time before someone does.

go home you' re drunk

He's not drunk, he's just Australian.

Sorry, you just failed kindergarten. No one likes a tattletale.

Didn't he help pay for things for you in the past? Or at least donate his chromosomes to help make the zygote that is you? He can't or won't pay you back. Just drop it. Tell him you're square with each other, but you can't afford to lend him any more money.

sorry no that doesnt cut it. op deserves their money back if it was agreed that it was a loan. being a sperm donar doesnt let you off scott free and with an attitude like that i doubt he did much for op after the donating part.