Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
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Courtz08 0
that'll teach you to lie! :P
Residence_fml 4
why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI
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Comments (210)
AlcaSMT 0
Facepalm
samantha_durano 6
^^ ahah, this,
cracktus 0
Liar, liar, plants for hire.
purplemnm 9
it's pants on fire Patrick.
fisheatsbear 6
well you would know
iSwag 0
lol @15 and then an ASTRONOMICAL win for 24 long live spongebob
CallMeHush 1
I'd like to rent a ficus.
Chocolatine_fml 0
I don't know why, but #70 made me lmfao.
Tabbykat9698 0
so what about when he asks you to play for him?
transcedental 18
ydi for lying
fuckyouasshole66 0
ydi
Ragna_fml 0
ydi
Lisa89 3
YDI for lieing and being a douche for thinking you have to lie about those things to impress your crush. And YDI for thinking this lie would work.
Andre93 6
Maybe he'll think you were just playing a joke, and just laugh it off. EIther that, or he'll just be EXTREMELY disappointed and never ever talk to you again. Good luck!
vman70 4
epic fail!!!!!!
aDropOfSunshine 2
Haven't you seen enough movies or shows where lying about dumb shit always goes wrong? And if you actually managed to get your crush's attention with what I'm assuming is a bullet-proof plan to continue this lie, what then? He finds out you lied. Great plan, no really.
CronosDage 0
1 for a matching nerd pic.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I read this in Daria's voice and it was funnier. Just thought I'd let everyone know.