adogg18
United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Langley, Canada
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Why son?
My son the moron
Today, my son got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He decided it was bullshit and floored the gas. He barely made it half a mile before losing control and crashing into a house. Now I'm being sued by the homeowner, my son is in jail, and my car is totaled. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
ishouldhidethekeys
United Kingdom
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Anonymous
Villa Sarmiento, Argentina
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Sad man
United States
Confess!
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
ihatekids
Billerica, United States
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
bym5052
United States
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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llCHR15ll 0
sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!
macallan8 0
hahaha and how old is your son?
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Comments (193)
hussbogman 0
ydi for being a cop
Hockaday 0
ydi for being a pig.
fishboy123 7
this makes no sense. you let him drive to your house from another location and he hit your squad car...odd
tae123 0
wait your a cop, yet you let your under aged son drive you home? wow smart move on your part(:
structuredchaoz 4
Well to be fair at least it wasn't someone elses squad car...
sblhaine 0
atleast it was your son
stillfedupfromla 3
Score one bad guys:)
chakdeindia 3
cops ruin lives
mightymart 5
at least it was your car and youre a cop so you dont have to care for the law... imagine if you were a normal person , youd be into a truckload of problems
LexusRenee 6
nationwide is on your side :-) or are you in allstate's hands ? o.O