adogg18
United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Langley, Canada
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Why son?
My son the moron
Today, my son got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He decided it was bullshit and floored the gas. He barely made it half a mile before losing control and crashing into a house. Now I'm being sued by the homeowner, my son is in jail, and my car is totaled. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
ishouldhidethekeys
United Kingdom
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Anonymous
Villa Sarmiento, Argentina
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Sad man
United States
Confess!
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
ihatekids
Billerica, United States
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
bym5052
United States
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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llCHR15ll 0
sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!
macallan8 0
hahaha and how old is your son?
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
I think it's better that it was your car than someone else's. You might have had to pay more if he crashed into some random person's car.
ramurrump 0
OP makes it sound like his son doesn't even have his permit yet. So, OP is a cop not only encouraging his son to break the law, but participating in the act. Hmm..
bearkiller4 0
90th!
SpeshulK 0
Nice try
mzfoxy31 0
Did u give him a ticket?? lol
awesomeabs 0
considering that it's Cali there is a big pot problem in northern Cali...you might try asking who he hangs around
omg_a_BALLOON 0
Did your car have the words "cop killa" spray painted on it?
HahaYDI 0
Torch it, file a report saying local gang did it, rake in the insurance money, ???, profit.
momeydragon 0
LoL that sucks :)
hahopps 4
hahaha how old is he?
qasimahsan93 4
I'm so sorry about this, but that's just REALLY funny for some reason. :/