Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Top comments
jburd45 1
chase the ****** down
SteveMagnifico 6
watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue
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Comments (264)
anonymous6847684 3
dog getting stolen? better update fml instead of calling the cops or chasing him down. seems logical to me
Blackshadows 13
You shouldn't leave your dog outside alone without at least keeping on eye on him from a window or something. Especially if it's a puppy, they don't know boundaries well. Also they don't really know who to follow since you haven't had the chance to make much of a connection with him yet
SexyMexi21 23
Did you get him back?!
fantasyworld 39
You should have stayed with him.
Nat52482 25
Why would you leave a new puppy alone for any reason in a yard? He could be eating something dangerous or digging holes or screwing your fence up. Seriously. Maybe it's a sign that you're not meant to be a dog owner -_-