Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about how adorable his son is. Just after posting, I read the other peoples' comments and find out that it's his daughter. FML
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Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
Wersome 13
Well just delete it. I know the email notification will show the original but if he see's you edited it, it will make it slightly worse.
GodOfBeer 5
OMG its the end of the world, the ultimate mistake, you'll burn in hell... or just delete and rewrite it
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Comments (59)
domo2fr3sh 0
so just delete it...wtf.!?...& if your friend can't laugh & brush off your simple mistake then you need to find better friends w/ a sense of humor...by the way, this isn't an FML.
sooverit01 0
It's hardly the end of the world. Just delete it and rewrite it. It can be close to impossible to tell with newborns when they are dressed. I'm a student midwife and this mistake happens to me and the people I work with all the time.
Malfunkshun 1
The name didn't give it away?
domo2fr3sh 0
Hunter is a unisex name? well then i guess Brittany is one too then...give better examples next time.
nerdgrl128 0
Hunter is a unisex name so are Rylie, Kyle, and Alex...so the name really doesnt prove anything
Malfunkshun 1
Is your girlfriend Hunter a hermaphrodite, by any chance?
pedegg 0
My name is Kyla. :)
bio18 1
YDI for being a moron, and for not thinking of deleting it.
ksmiley 0
YDI. should have taken the extra second to make sure.
xfmylifexxx 0
oh my god. that is TOTALLY gonna RUIN ur life. wtf. all the fmls arent even fmls
NorfolkDude 2
How is this a FML? It's easy to get gender confused on some younger children because the distinguishing features are not yet apparent and clothes may make you think otherwise. In my opinion, it's possible everyone else got it wrong, and you got it right. By attempting to hide it, you make yourself look like an idiot. If she says something, just apologize and move on. I mean WTF is going on with people these days? Stop being an idiot.
LilaBear 2
Just delete it and stop clogging up FML with your easily rectified mistakes.
lrb081 0
That's why you use unisex terms. You could have easily said "Your kid is adorable!" or whatever.
blastvortex 4
Er... *coughdeletecough* Derp. It's not like it's the worst mistake in the world anyway. FYL material this is most certainly not.