Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about how adorable his son is. Just after posting, I read the other peoples' comments and find out that it's his daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
Wersome 13
Well just delete it. I know the email notification will show the original but if he see's you edited it, it will make it slightly worse.
GodOfBeer 5
OMG its the end of the world, the ultimate mistake, you'll burn in hell... or just delete and rewrite it
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Comments (59)
sdcrazy1018 0
LOL mmmmm *wipes away tears from laughing*
bestkeptsecrt 0
Thats sad that your friend had a kid and you don't even know if it was a boy or a girl.
thefmlmo 2
ouch
muffinsareyummy 1
there's a delete button for things like this. idiot.
2CANS 0
Delete aint no good the person will have received an email with what u wrote. Just hope he doesn't read the email
illy88 0
how is this an fml when u can delete tht shit??
kris4126 0
This is NOT an FML, it's an easy fix. Post another comment confirming that you are in fact an idiot and say "I'm sorry, I meant daughter. I was thinking about other things," or something. That covers your ass AND makes you not look like a total dumbass for deleting and reposting. DO POST FMLS OF YOU BEING A DUMBASS, THEY'RE NOT FMLS!!!
TheChanel 0
so use the delete button
Bllasae 0
YDI for using Facebook in the first place.
grekasa 0
you can delete facebook comments