memphis201
Lexington, United States
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14
Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.
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KiiwiiRox 6
Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Lemon party?
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SouthrnGal 3
I don't even wanna know the other things you do without washing your hands!!! Sorry sweetie but if you had better hygiene that sh*t wouldn't happen
punxroxr87 7
im sorry op that sounds painful, i cant even laugh at this
heygirlie777 21
You're supposed to wash your hands...YDI
memphis201 14
I normally do but it was an emergency, if you know what I mean by that.
cash_monkey72 9
I am very disappointed to point out that this FML comes from my home state.
WubbaGallo 1
You're just dumb
krewer21 1
Wow, smh
TahoeFMler 22
Hand washing has hopefully just become very important to you!
JaysFanStu 3
You shouldn't scratch your nuts after rubbing icy hot on your knee either.
Leslier_fml 4
And that's why you wash your hands before you go around that area.
hoper423 3
Thats messed up !