By memphis201 - 26/07/2012 17:20 - United States - Lexington

Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Lemon party?

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SouthrnGal 3

I don't even wanna know the other things you do without washing your hands!!! Sorry sweetie but if you had better hygiene that sh*t wouldn't happen

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punxroxr87 7

im sorry op that sounds painful, i cant even laugh at this

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heygirlie777 21

You're supposed to wash your hands...YDI

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memphis201 14

I normally do but it was an emergency, if you know what I mean by that.

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cash_monkey72 9

I am very disappointed to point out that this FML comes from my home state.

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WubbaGallo 1

You're just dumb

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TahoeFMler 22

Hand washing has hopefully just become very important to you!

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JaysFanStu 3

You shouldn't scratch your nuts after rubbing icy hot on your knee either.

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Leslier_fml 4

And that's why you wash your hands before you go around that area.

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