memphis201
Lexington, United States
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
memphis201 tells us more.
memphis201 14
Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
KiiwiiRox 6
Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Lemon party?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (218)
SCHSrocks 1
lol, you are supposed to wash before doing that..
Kog_Hiro 17
When life gives you lemons...
VoiceMail 12
Well... At least you weren't chopping chillies.
jess183xp 1
If you bothered to read the instructions you would have known that you are suppose to wash your hands before you insert it
Paigekathleen 0
OH SHIT !!!
skittlesmeep 4
I cringed!
blink_kid 32
That's GOT to sting.
Apple_2404 11
Wash your hands! That's rank!
kthxbie 10
It would have been as bad if you'd done it the other way around.
memphis201 14
Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.
lil_ham1644 29
There's a kind that doesn't have an applicator??
MeowMcMeowenson 19
There are ones that have an applicator. Wait that just sounds ******* weird I'll stick to practically fisting myself.
trulypar 34
#218 The brand of non-applicator tampons is O.B. It's just the cotton tampon and you self insert. I've never used them and never would...too weird for me.